Farts in Urgent Care

So a while ago I had to go to urgent care because I was pretty sick...
you know how it is when your there... you have to wait forever to be seen...then your name gets called and you think FINALLY, then some male nurse takes you back to the room only to check your vitals and then sends you back to the waiting room to start the wait all over again! whew! I hate it. And everyone around you is either coughing or sneezing or has a broken bone or something...the point is everyone is miserable...so that's how it was a few saturdays ago...I was sitting down trying not to move...when the nurse comes out and calls someones name...so some tall lanky older Asian guy gets up and just as he is about to go thru the door he lets out the LOUDEST fart!!! And no not just one...it came in a set BLuP blup BluP bLuP (thats my fart noise)....BLUPPPPP BLupp
For the next second or so the whole waiting room went quite. It was one of the moments where you think to yourself ...did that really happen, or did I just imagine that? 2 seconds... 3 seconds .... and thats all it took for the whole waiting room to explode in laughter. My sympathies to the gentleman who let it RIP, literally, but for a just a moment he made evertone forget their misery. It was seriously hilarious!